Smile of the Day

From Aunty Ali

A plane passed through a severe storm. The turbulence was awful, and things went from bad to worse when one wing was struck by lightning. One woman lost it completely.

She stood up in the front of the plane and screamed, 'I'm too young to die,' she cried. Then she yelled, 'If I'm going to die, I want my last minutes on earth to be memorable! Is there anyone on this plane who can make me feel like a WOMAN?'

For a moment, there was silence. Everyone stared at the desperate woman in the front of the plane. Then the man from Australia stood up in the rear of the plane. He was handsome, tall, well built, with dark brown hair and hazel eyes.

Slowly, he started to walk up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt as he went, one button at a time. No one moved. He removed his shirt. Muscles rippled across his chest. She gasped...

Then, he spoke... 'Iron this -- and then get me a beer.'

Hello

Hello? Are you there?

Can you believe I haven't spoken to you in person for nearly like 3 weeks!!!!!!!!!

Whats happening? Whats going on girlie? Did anything happen with Sarge?

Missing you!!!!!
Han

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Ok so this is technically 201 posts I think but we have hit two hundred posts!!!!

So details how is it going with Sarge? Anything new or different?!?!?! Are you reading Hamster's book?

I'm in the process of trying to install the new iPhone software but it's really annoying lol taken like three attempts at a download lol. First time was my fault as i was trying to download itunes for a 64-bit not a 32-bit computer lol.

I wish you could be down here its the River Festival this weekend and it's going to be so much fun!!!

Tuesday 2nd July

Can you believe that 20 years ago today my brother was born to this world? And his been making a mess since!!!!He was born at 12:45am according to Mum (so I texted him at that time to wish him happy birthday - he replied at 6:18am - we don't purposefully ignore each other it just happens I'm sure.